Signs that your not only in a bad relationship but… you should have already know it!

It’s in today’s society that we should all come together and focus on what’s important in life! I know your thinking “he’s going to start quoting Aristotle, something along the lines of world peace or ending the hunger of children in third world countries”. However, this article will not cover the higher issues of national policies or terrorists among us.

In truth, on the above topics I would simply be giving you the opinion of one man. Instead we will be focusing on what many men in this nation consider an equally important subject as to those listed above; the subject I’m referring to… Getting out of a bad relationship!

Equal to being up the creek with no paddle; many men are stuck in bad relationships. I hate people who say things like “nobody knows they are in a bad relationship until it’s too late”! I’ll cry wolf on that bullshit any day; the truth is, as human’s we all poses a sixth sense on key decisions we make. To say that we decide to walk into relationships blind and with no idea of the possible outcome is ludicrous.

The reality is as men we simply decide to ignore “The Signs”. It’s true; there are many negative signs we can look out for, before committing to a long-term relationship. For example, on the first date if the woman asks you a series of questions directly or indirectly about your friends… get the Hell out of there! Women who want to know the inner details of your buddies simply want to know how easy it will be to break you away from them. Listed below are some additional signs that you’re about to enter a bad relationship:

1. Gap Nazi – If the woman is already ordering you on what to wear or even more how to wear it… then you might as well open a charge card! Many women have a natural ability to control a man in this area. It starts off with casual suggestions or comments like “Baby you look so good in blue” or “you would look so sexy in a leather jacket”. However, some woman will become a “Gap Nazi” overnight! If in the first month she starts buying you clothes from a selected Department store you normally don’t shop at… Pack your damn bags!

2. You’ll Never Be “HIM” – If during the first couple months she constantly is talking about her Ex-boyfriend; this may be a sure sign she is not over him. It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to realize when she is comparing you to him. Making comments like “Josh and I always traveled” or “Josh bought me this necklace” are meant to serve as a reminder that YOUR NOT JOSH! However, if you actually hear the following during sex “Josh you make me feel so good”, call the police… because there’s an escaped mental patient in your bed!

3. The Wing-Ladies – Many women will judge you simply based on the thoughts of their girlfriends. So if you don’t get along or have anything in common with them, guess what… They hate you! Here’s the funny thing about wing-ladies; they ultimately want to see how long you’ll stay around and suffer. Like a mouse you’ll be stuck in cage with a bunch of snakes looking to eat you alive!

4. Family Ties – The same can be said when it comes to family! If you’re a guy going into a relationship with a girl who really “Loves her family”… you’re screwed! I’m talking about the type of girl who will tell her daddy every time you fucked up! Remember the old western movies where the dad stands there with a shotgun, forcing the cowboy to marry his daughter? Well if she is telling her father about all your negatives and he still wants you around… that means he realizes that his own daughter is too messed up to find anything better!

5. Shady Days – If your girlfriend starts staying out later and later; never really telling you where she has been or who she’s hanging out with… there is a serious problem! If they tell you their getting their nails done at 9pm, chances are they are having sex with a sweaty Porte Rican who has a penis the size of African elephant! Woman will tell you that in order to understand the man, she only need to look at his friends. The same can certainly be said about a woman’s friends! If she is always going out with friends who are single and enjoy going to the bars/clubs to pick up men…. then you deserve to get cheated on!

I understand that many female readers may be upset and take my article as “woman bashing”; however, if the few female readers who read this and say something like “this guy has a point”… then my work here is done. 

Plus, my next article will provide additional supported facts on how… men are equally fucked up as women!